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Werewolf House is a musical experience. Headphones are strongly recommended.\
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Or if you're in a public place, feel free to play it out loud. People need to hear this.\
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<div align='center'><<timed 22s t8n>><<button "Ready? Begin Werewolf House: Synthincisor" "Real Opening">><</button>><</timed>></div>
<<script>>UIBar.stow();<</script>><<audio "Thanks" stop>><div class="noborder"><div class="crt"><<if $beats is 0>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97578baa4a996c0a2d146a/1536645006622/Moon+Fix+0+Plus+Clouds.gif" alt="empty moon"><</if>>
<<if $beats is 1>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97579b352f5385376c4980/1536645021786/Moon+Fix+1+Plus+Clouds.gif" alt="moon with 1 sliver"><</if>><<if $beats is 2>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9757ac562fa779752f8e0d/1536645038212/Moon+Fix+2+Plus+Clouds.gif" alt="moon with 2 sliver"><</if>><<if $beats is 3>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9757bb032be4b4730af0bb/1536645053467/Moon+Fix+3+Plus+Clouds+%281%29.gif" alt="moon with 3 sliver"><</if>><<if $beats is 4>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9757cf8a922d559f405615/1536645073209/Moon+Fix+4+Plus+Clouds.gif" alt="moon with 4 sliver"><</if>><<if $beats is 5>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9757dc0e2e723077a3cdf9/1536645088048/Moon+Fix+5+Plus+Clouds.gif" alt="moon with 5 sliver"><</if>></div></div>
BEATS PIECES: <<if $beats is 0>>0<</if>><<if $beats is 1>>1<</if>><<if $beats is 2>>2<</if>><<if $beats is 3>>3<</if>><<if $beats is 4>>4<</if>><<if $beats is 5>>5<</if>>/5<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97612bc2241bc3846e24d7/1536647469494/Fog+3.gif" alt="A misty forest"/></div>
You are of course a world famous EDM DJ and you are on your way to play an absolute slapper of a set at a mysterious forest rave.
The forest mist is so thick you can hardly see the huge vape clouds you are making in front of you. It's almost as if God himself is doing chunky rips all over this terrifying forest. The atmosphere is extremely chilling. Normally you love chilling but not like this... not like this...
You take a nervous toot off your e-cig and take a few steps forward when suddently, [[something comes into view.|house]]<<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b94459170a6adfadf389e85/1536443794768/House+3.gif" alt="A photo of a scary ass house"/></div>
The fog parts and you see an expertly drawn house in front of you. Why it's the <span id="glitch">Werewolf</span> <span id="offset">House</span> of course, how could you not know that? Jesus christ I mean look at it how can you not tell what it is? You messed up so bad clicking on this.
You feel a shiver crawl up your spine and a tingle in unmentionable places when you remember that this house is infamous on the web for being absolutely haunted silly by nature's vampire: The Werewolf.
This night just took a [[turn for the scary.|beat]]<<audio "House" volume 0.8 fadeoverto 8 0>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9447924ae2373f8cba0d2d/1536444307995/Energy.gif" alt="A photo of a scary ass house"/></div>
They often say that the greatest evil is in the heart of man, but second place is definitely the Werewolf House. It's got bats in it!! And now you have to play a show there.
Anyway, even though it's scary, you still are excited to debut your new spooky beat which whips a large amount of ass.
You smile and walk toward the house, thinking about your beat when suddenly you feel a <span id="glitch2">[[strange energy.|lightning]]</span><div class="lightning"><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9448eef950b7ededb38582/1536444656633/Lightning.gif" alt="A photo of a scary ass house"/></div>
<span id="glitch3">BLAMMO</span> out of nowhere your ass is fried with lightning.
[[It hurts and you are on fire.|mission]]</div><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9757f4758d4633523b9970/1536645109614/Fire.gif" alt="A photo of an extremely exploded beat"/></div>
Turns out not only is God living that vape life, he also hates you and decided to lightning you. Probably for all the sins you do all the time. Sorry.
You dust yourself off and realize... oh no... your precious, certified slapper of a beat has been [[blasted to goddamn smithereens. Extremely exploded...|info]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97580b032be4b4730af2d1/1536645133497/Info.gif" alt="A photo of smoke and some tricky werewolves"/></div>
And unfortunately, you may have to have an unforgettable, Webby-deserving interactive adventure in the Werewolf House in an attempt to create a new beat before the moon is full.
The rave starts when the moon is full. Of course you already know that so why would I have to explain that earlier. This is fine storytelling. [[Just fine.|front door]]
<<script>>
UIBar.unstow();
<</script>><<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97581ccd8366c14a4b93e9/1536645151097/Door.gif" alt="A photo of the front of the werewolf house"/></div>
So just to reiterate you have journey inside to assemble a hot new beat before the moon is full. And you'll like it.
Last chance asshole...
Ready to [[enter the Werewolf House|foyer]]?
Or are you gonna [[run away]] like a coward baby?
<<script>>
UIBar.unstow();
<</script>><div align='center'><<if $stairs is false and $modem is false and $basement is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97583670a6ad78e72a020d/1536645176160/Main+Room+0.gif" alt="A photo of the main room of the werewolf house"/><<elseif $stairs is true and $modem is false and $basement is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b975846cd8366c14a4b9509/1536645194552/Main+Room+1.gif" alt="The upstairs section checked off the main room"/><<elseif $stairs is true and $modem is true and $basement is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97588e03ce643bea347000/1536645269502/Main+Room+1%2B2.gif" alt="The upstairs section and first floor checked off the main room"/><<elseif $stairs is true and $modem is true and $basement is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b97589e4ae237fe3bbbf510/1536645282680/Main+Room+1%2B2%2B3.gif" alt="Everything checked off the main room"/>
<<elseif $stairs is true and $modem is false and $basement is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9758ab6d2a73cf2137dcac/1536645296166/Main+Room+1%2B3.gif" alt="Upstairs and basement checked off the main room"/><<elseif $stairs is false and $modem is true and $basement is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9758b9c2241bc3846dec07/1536645307257/Main+Room+2.gif" alt="First floor checked off the main room"/><<elseif $stairs is false and $modem is true and $basement is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9758cf758d4633523b9fe7/1536645329736/Main+Room+2%2B3.gif" alt="First floor and basement checked off the main room"/><<elseif $stairs is false and $modem is false and $basement is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9758d803ce643bea347257/1536645338664/Main+Room+3.gif" alt="Basement checked off the main room"/><</if>></div>
<<if $beats isnot 5>>OK you're in the damn main room.
One of the best parts about this main room is the amount of options. Each one sounds equally fun to do which is astounding because truly all of them are so cool. What do you want to do?
<<if $voice is true and $drums is true>><span id="glitch2">You got all the beats upstairs, congrats smart guy.</span><<elseif $voice is false or $drums is false>>•[[Go up the scary stairs.|stairs]]<</if>>
<<if $modem is true>><span id="glitch2">You got all the beats on this floor, way to go genius.</span><<elseif $modem is false>>•[[Explore the ominous room on this floor.|study]]<</if>>
<<if $bass is true and $synth is true>><span id="glitch2">You got all the beats downstairs, if you know what I mean.</span><<elseif $bass is false or $synth is false>>•[[Go down into the basement, if you know what I mean.|basement]]<</if>>
<<elseif $beats is 5>>Looks like the moon is finally full -- just in time for your beat to be fully assembled and slapping at full torque. It sounds good, you like it.
You hear wolves howling in the distance as a big ol button comes out of the floor.
You know what you have to do.
Smash that button. I mean really [[give it a good wollop|fadeout]]<</if>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada6291905f46e2a7487c9/1538106925038/Falling.gif" alt="Falling into a hole cool"/></div>
Wow congratulations, you outsmarted the game. You're a real clever fucker aren't you? I oughtta track down your dad and give him a firm handshake for raising such a stalwart gamer.
Just kidding, as you're running away you hear a werewolf snickering in the trees. Before you know it you fall through a hole and end up in a [[basement]].<<shakescreen 2s>><div align='center'><<if $bass is false and $synth is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada2faec212d07ae5be21c/1538106108281/Basement+0.gif" alt="The basement with 2 doors"/><<elseif $bass is true and $synth is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada307f4e1fc6b8c7cb84b/1538106121016/Basement+1+%2B2.gif" alt="The basement with both rooms checked off"><<elseif $bass is true and $synth is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada3137817f756371d0e18/1538106133252/Basement+1.gif" alt="The basement with the Frankenstein room checked off"><<elseif $bass is false and $synth is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada31cb208fc9b61a1a8ae/1538106142415/Basement+2.gif" alt="The basement with the oculus checked off"><</if>></div>
Down in the dank old basement you see 2 equally scary rooms, which is frightening. But if they're anything like the rest of this Werewolf House experience they will also be very cool and "buzzworthy." Which is exciting.
You do a big smile. What will you pick as your next thing?
<<if $bass is true>><span id="glitch2">You already set a Frankenstein on fire in that part of the basement so probably smart to not go back in there.</span><<elseif $bass is false>>•[[Go deeper into the basement|Frankenstein]]<</if>>
<<if $synth is true>><span id="glitch2">You already exploded a oculus rift in the other room so yeah not much more you can do in there brother.</span><<elseif $synth is false>>•[[Go into the dingy basement room|Oculus]]<</if>><div align='center'><<if $voice is false and $drums is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b2f676d2a73111140a969/1536896873363/Top+of+Stairs+0.gif" alt="A photo of the top of the stairs in the werewolf house"/><<elseif $voice is true and $drums is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada13753450ad602c6430e/1538105656726/Top+of+Stairs+Door+1+%2B+2.gif" alt="The top of the stairs with both rooms checked off"><<elseif $drums is true and $voice is false>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada14215fcc053c6cc3f3d/1538105667610/Top+of+Stairs+Door+1.gif" alt="The top of the stairs with the attic checked off"><<elseif $drums is false and $voice is true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada14b0d929727f6e07a3a/1538105676838/Top+of+Stairs+Door+2.gif" alt="The top of the stairs with the main room checked off"><</if>></div>
You reach the top of the stairs and see a door on your right, and on your left is a set of stairs leading up to the attic. If you think the doors are scary, wait til you see the inside!! You'll be wetting the jock strap the government requires all DJs wear by law.
Which do you wanna go in?
<<if $drums is true>><span id="glitch2">You already got your ass kicked in the attic so I wouldn't go back in there if I were you.</span><<elseif $drums is false>>•[[I think I'll go up into the scary attic please.|attic]]<</if>>
<<if $voice is true>><span id="glitch2">You already fell in love in the bedroom so you don't need to go back in there OK?</span><<elseif $voice is false>>•[[I would like to be trapped in a scary bedroom.|love room]]<</if>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada5361905f46e2a747ffe/1538106680041/Empty+Room.gif" alt="A computer in a room"/></div>
You enter the room and see only a single computer illuminating the otherwise empty space.
You cautiously approach to see that the computer is logged onto <span id="glitch2">Fear Dot Com</span> the haunted website from the 2002 film FeardotCom.
Shit!!!
[[You gotta figure out a way to not be haunted by the scary web page.|Site]]
<<set $robot to false>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b32232b6a28b4297497f2/1536897574494/wolf+face.gif" alt="A photo of a beautiful wolf's face"/></div>
You enter the room only to be face-to-face with the most beautiful werewolf you've ever seen in all your days.
The werewolf actually has a fantastic explanation for why it's a werewolf when it's not the full moon yet but you are so stricken with the gorgeous sight in front of you, you can't even ask.
[[The werewolf begins to speak.|Werewolf Talk]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bbc1636085229699d728e4c/1539053112244/Attic.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton in the dark"/></div>
You climb the stairs only to see that the attic is pitch black. Let's get some fucking light in this room, why is it so goddamn dark, that sucks.
[[Yank the cord attached to a lightbulb|skeleton]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b328140ec9a13216ef889/1536897666935/Wolf+Face+Hearts.gif" alt="A werewolf face with hearts"/></div>
<span class="dreams2">"Hello hot stink,"</span> the werewolf says sultrily.
<span class="dreams2">"I am in the mood for love so maybe you can answer my questions that I ask all my potential hunks to see if we are compatible for bedroom stuff. Also, if you impress me, I might do some cool vocals on your beat."</span>
"OK tight," you reply.
[[Let the love questions begin.|Question 1]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b323a70a6add0c1af56fe/1536897597209/wolf+face+clipboard.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton in the dark"/></div>
<span class="dreams2">"First question, sexly:
How would do it if you could be the one to take me on an unfurgettable date please?"</span>
<label><<radiobutton "$question1" "true">> Sorry, this is embrassing but you made a typo, it should be "unforgettable".</label>
<label><<radiobutton "$question1" "true">> You know that nugget boy that got a bunch of retweets from Wendy's? Let's just say I know his stepdad... Might be able to arrange something...</label>
<label><<radiobutton "$question1" "true">> Can I borrow some cash for my tech start up? I want to make edible computers</label>
<span id="reveal">[[Great. Next question.|Question 2]]</span><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b32971ae6cf0d5aba285b/1536897689864/wolf+face+clipboard+more+hearts+check.gif" alt="A wolf making a check on a clipboard and falling even more in love"/></div>
<span class="dreams2">"That question was a test, and you failed miserably. I like that,"</span> says the Werewolf.
<span class="dreams2">"You just bumped me up to an 8.5/10 horniness, a big fat congrats to you. I'm very close to being in love with you, and wanting to be on your track."</span>
<span class="dreams2">"Final Question:
Werewolves, zombies, and Draculas are all examples of classic horror monsters that turn their victims into one of their own by biting them. Is this due to a lack of creativity in the field of horror writing, or is there another reason for this overused horor framework?"</span>
<label><<radiobutton "$question3" "true">> How dare you, horror writers are a treasure and should be sent a king's ransom of rubies and jewels</label>
<label><<radiobutton "$question2" "true">> Yeah but not sharks. Did you see The Meg?</label>
<label><<radiobutton "$question2" "true">> Have you thought any more about the edible computer idea?</label>
<span id="reveal">[[Cool let's calculate your answers|Falling in Love]]</span><<notify 6000>>The werewolf might remember that.<</notify>><<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b32ad758d46874be23a2b/1536897711623/Wolf+Kiss.gif" alt="A werewolf kissing"/></div>
<span class="dreams2">"OK just calculating your answers here one second... Looks like you got...
Janet from the Good Place?
God damn it I think I used the wrong survey. Oh well, Janet is pretty funny so that's enough for me to fall in love.
Come here and give me a big stinky kiss"</span>
[[OK tight|Kiss]]<<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b32c4b8a045be53c64731/1536897735354/Wolf+Howl.gif" alt="A werewolf kissing and howling"/></div>
You plant a snog the werewolf right on its wet werewolf mouth and nose.
<span id="glitch2">Awwooooo</span> the werewolf lets out the most beautiful melodius howl. One so beautiful it could only be powered by true love.
Yes this will certainly make a <span id="glitch2">[[kickass addition to your beat.|enter the Werewolf House]]</span>
<<set $voice to true>> <<set $beats +=1>><<if $drums is true>><<set $stairs to true>><</if>><<audio "Voice" fadeoverto 5 0.3>><<notify 6000>>Oh listen to those sweet sounds of love, congrats, you got more of a very good EDM beat<</notify>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada7d97817f756371d3952/1538107354986/Microtransactions.gif" alt="Scary image display"/></div>
<div class="typed-speed10">"You Need At Least 100 Crystal Skulls To Not Be Haunted By Me,"</div>
The haunted web site says.
<div class="typed-speed10">"BUT Each Crystal Skull Must Be Collected By Opening Mooncrates, And Each Mooncrate Costs 10 Funbux. Which Cost $8.99 Dollars American. Each."</div>
"Oh hell yeah, microtransactions," you think. "This kicks ass but unfortunately the lightning that exploded my beat also burned up my chain wallet.
Maybe, [[you can think of a different way to get out of this web pickle.|name]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada6458165f51becf332ee/1538106952976/Lab.gif" alt="A science-y lab"/></div>
You walk down a dank and dingy corridor only to come across a lab packed completely to the brim with science. It's so much science you can't believe it, which is surprising because you have a Masters in Microbiology from Brown in addition to your home-made DJ credentials.
You hear a big growl and from behind a piece of science comes...
Dr. Frankenstein's friend and co-worker: <span id="glitch2">[[The Monster!!|the monster]]</span><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b37dd88251b4c42fd1a8f/1536899039858/oculus.gif" alt="An oculus rift on the ground"/></div>
Sitting on the floor in the middle of the room is a VR headset.
"Wow could this get even more interactive and fun?" you think. And unfortunately the answer is, yes of course, dumbass.
[[Pop that bad boy right on your greasy face.|VR 0]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b38b0aa4a99c088e896b1/1536899251772/vr+2.gif" alt="An immersive VR room"/></div>
This VR experience is incredible. It's like you actually are exploring the real life werewolf house in reality, but virtually. The tables look good actually.
This world is yours to explore. The options are endless. You can truly do anything you want.
•[[Look to the left|Left]]
•[[Look to the right|Right]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bb17cab24a6948a757e6143/1538358445239/VR+Knock+Over+R+2.gif" alt="Accidentally knocking over a VR lantern again"/></div>
Oh shit. Whoops. Damn
[[Dang it|Fire]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bb17c9a24a6948a757e6041/1538358428323/VR+Knock+Over+L+2.gif" alt="Accidentally knocking over a VR lantern"/></div>
God damn it. Whoops. Shit.
[[Dang it|Fire]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3931f950b7a67a38ac82/1536899379296/VR+Room+Burn.gif" alt="The room catches on fire"/></div>
Ah crap. shoot
[[That's not good|more fire]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b393e0ebbe8e89b8147ea/1536899392643/VR+House+Burn.gif" alt="The werewolf VR house catches on fire"/></div>
Hoo boy yeah you messed up
[[Not good at all|even more fire]]<<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b394b2b6a28b42974d5b4/1536899406306/VR+Forest+Burn.gif" alt="The werewolf VR forest catches on fire"/></div>
This is getting very bad
You should probably [[take off the headset now.|room fire]]<<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b395703ce645245f00101/1536899416719/Oculus+Fire.gif" alt="The oculus rift catches on fire"/></div>
You take off the headset as it is engulfed in nature's Gamer Fuel: fire. You really fucked up extremely badly on this one.
The good news is the fire sputtering out of the dying headset makes [[a pretty sick synth line for your beat.|enter the Werewolf House]]
<<set $synth to true>> <<set $beats +=1>><<if $bass is true>><<set $basement to true>><</if>><<audio "Modem" fadeoverto 5 0.3>><<notify 6000>>The dying song of the oculus rift is now part of your good good beat<</notify>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d0d6d2a7311114120aa/1536900367986/Transform.gif" alt="Monsters all transform into wolves"/></div>
You drop the bass and you before can say "Skrillex featuring Diplo" you are surrounded by a bunch of terrifying monsters. Not pictured are other monsters like mummies and Pumpkinheads galore.
The monsters have transformed into werewolves because of the moon. No time to explain how this works. They want to rave. [[Now!|rave]]<<audio "Finale" fadeoverto 5 0.7 loop>><<audio "Background" stop>><<audio "Drums" stop>><<audio "Voice" stop>><<audio "Modem" stop>><<audio "Bass" stop>><<audio "Synth" stop>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b2f774d7a9ccfbedf0727/1536896889621/skeleton.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton punching"/></div>
You pop on the light and the attic is completely empty except for a bright white clean skeleton in the corner.
As everyone knows, skeletons that are dirty are scary, but if they're clean, they're funny.
"This is funny and not scary," you say out loud.
Unfortunately, this causes the skeleton to get extremely pissed off.
Time to [[fight]].<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b2f984d7a9ccfbedf08c4/1536896921944/Skeleton+Punch+2.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton punching again"/></div>
Great, you've gone and done it now. You've offended the skeleton. What a stupid move on your part.
He begins to kick your ass with his bony feet and hands. It hurts your body and face badly.
Pick a move to fight back.
<<button "High kick" "fight 2">><</button>><<button "Little fist punch" "fight 2">><</button>><<button "Headbutt" "fight 2">><</button>><<button "A tender kiss on the forehead" "fight 2">><</button>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b2fa84fa51ab31e46c188/1536896938746/Skeleton+Kick.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton kicking"/></div>
Your attack is extremely uneffective because you didn't hit the button right. Not sure how you did that but here we are.
The skeleton kicks you and you lose a shitload of hit points. You are doing poorly.
Here comes another attack. Maybe you can do a defensive move.
<<button "Reversal" "Fight 3">><</button>><<button "Counter attack" "Fight 3">><</button>><<button "Parry" "Fight 3">><</button>><<button "Start crying but pretend like you're not crying to look tough for your boys" "Fight 3">><</button>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b2fba2b6a28b42974844a/1536896956004/Skeleton+Big+Punch+3.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton punching even more"/></div>
Nope. The skeleton continues kicking your ass. Actually it seems like he's kicking it even better now that he knows your fighting style. You know, because you attempted that counter attack.
You have no choice but to do what you call a "heavy attack".
<<button "Ask him nicely to stop" reason>><</button>><<button "Politely but firmly asking him to stop kicking your ass" reason>><</button>><<button "Telekenisis" reason>><</button>><<button "Cry even harder and punch a wall because you have trouble dealing with your emotions" reason>><</button>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b2fd3575d1f6acb750910/1536896980782/Skeleton+Fireball.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton shooting a fireball"/></div>
The skeleton pauses for a moment after you begged him to stop... maybe it worked?
Nah, he was just charging up to shoot you with a fireball. But actually it doesn't hurt too bad.
Quick, while he's not attacking, you have time to bust out your special move. Which you gonna use?
<<button "Aggressive vape tricks" counter>><</button>><<button "Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge" counter>><</button>><<button "Osteoporosis" counter>><</button>><<button "Looking in the mirror and calling yourself a fucking idiot" counter>><</button>><<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bb17c77b208fcf0a2b3162e/1538358393168/Skeleton+Gun+2.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton shooting a gun"/></div>
You could say something like "here comes a fuckin compound fracture" if you were smart like me, but you're so dumb you say something like "uhh time to skelebrate".
You say your bad catchphrase and wind up for your attack but the skeleton straight up [[shoots you with a gun.|fall]]<<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b2fecc2241bee33f708dd/1536897006344/Skeleton+Laugh.gif" alt="A photo of a skeleton laughing"/></div>
The bullet causes you to go falling down the stairs, ass over noggin. You land on the floor with a thud. The skeleton laughs a classic skeleton laugh where only his jaw goes up and down.
The bad news is your pride is hurt and also your brain hurts due to the internal bleeding.
The good news is the sound of the skeleton kicking your ass combined with you falling down the stairs turns out to be one of the greatest drum beats you've ever heard. <span id="glitch2">[[You've got another piece of your beat.|enter the Werewolf House]]</span>
The secondary good news is you will probably die soon from the hemmoraging.
<<set $drums to true>><<set $beats +=1>><<if $voice is true>><<set $stairs to true>><</if>><<audio "Drums" fadeoverto 5 0.7>><<notify 6000>>Wow listen to those skins aslappin, congrats you got a new freakin beat<</notify>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada695a4222f0eb77c8754/1538107035389/Monster.gif" alt="Frankensteins monster approaches scarily"/></div>
<<newinventory '$playerInv'>>
You're frozen with fear as the monster stomps towards you.
His growls become almost deafening. The shading on his legs looks really good.
Your entire shitty life flashes before your eyes as Dr. Frankenstein's personal project "The Monster" lurches forward, surely to do a huge punch on you.
You look around, trying to find something to [[defend yourself with]].<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada66b8165f51becf33421/1538106991612/Monster+Flowers.gif" alt="The monster producing a flower"/></div>
You get ready to use all your items to fight him, but then wait... flowers?
Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's ultimate creation of The Monster is a gentle giant after all?
Unfortunately due to your upbringing you have a hard time accepting affection.
It pains you to do so but you have no choice but to respond the only way you know how: [[with violence.|violence]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada686b208fc9b61a1ca42/1538107016288/Monster+Shocked.gif" alt="A shocked monster"/></div>
You don't feel great about it but you smash that whole lab and all the science in it.
The Monster isn't even really mad he's just shocked and wondering why you're destroying his home.
Actually just kidding [[he is really mad too.|mad]]<<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><<shake>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada679e79c703eb8bdc086/1538107005349/Monster+Run.gif" alt="The monster running towards you"/><</shake>></div>
The Monster begins marching towards you, arms outstretched. What the heck is he doing? Who walks like that? That sucks.
It's clear he wants revenge for the science equipment that you destroyed because basically that's his mom if you think about it.
What's the plan?
•[[I think I will run away please|apology]]
•[[I will apologize for the damage I've done, my reaction is unfortunate but not surprising and I'm working on that part of myself|apology]]<<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada65b15fcc053c6cc73c0/1538106977167/Monster+Fire.gif" alt="The monster on fire"/></div>
Actually nevermind, whatever you were gonna do is not really relevant anymore because The Monster is on fire because of some chemicals you destroyed probably.
Dr. Frankenstein appears and says that you owe him 48 dollars for the damage.
Shit!! That was how much you were gonna get paid for this rave. Oh well, luckily the Frankenstein's Signature Monster dying screams actually sound cool and are a great addition as the [[bassline for your beat.|enter the Werewolf House]]
<<set $bass to true>> <<set $beats +=1>><<if $synth is true>><<set $basement to true>><</if>><<audio "Bass" fadeoverto 5 0.5>><<notify 6000>>Hear that monster grunting? That's the beats baby<</notify>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d224ae23739aa44e992/1536900387874/Dancing.gif" alt="Werewolves dancing"/></div>
Damn this party is going nuts, the werewolves are all EDMing extremely hard. They are extremely horny for dancing. I mean your beat is good and all but this seems like a little much.
The energy in the room builds and <span id="glitch2">[[you start to feel weird...|weird]]</span><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada55f4785d3386bf5f163/1538106721739/Happy+Computer+.gif" alt="Scary image display on a computer"/></div>
<div class="typed-speed10">"Ha Ha Ha That You Think You Can Outsmart Me?? Sounds Like A Thing A Hauntable Person Would Say,"</div> says the scary website.
<div class="typed-speed10">"If You Are A Real Deal Hackster, You Will Be Able To Pass My Test! Ha Ha Ha I Am Laughing Badly Thinking About You Failing."</div>
Do you think you can pass? Here it is:
<span class="fakebutton"><label><<checkbox "$robot" false true>> I Am Not a Robot</label></span>
<span id="reveal">[[Hmm I think that may have done the trick.|have stop signs.]]</span><div class="typed-speed10">"Robots Kick Ass, You Have Failed!!!"</div>The computer says.
Oops just kidding you failed. Sorry, I messed up earlier when I said that did the trick.
<div class="typed-speed10">"Test #2, Can You Click On All The Pictures That Have Stop Signs In Them And Also Feature A Handsome Computer?"</div>
<label><<checkbox "$robot1" false true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada5824785d3386bf5f284/1538106759025/New+Piskel.gif" alt="A stop sign 1"/></label>
<label><<checkbox "$robot2" false true>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada5d553450ad602c672a6/1538106840475/Stop+Sign+1.gif" alt="A stop sign 2"/></label>
<label><<checkbox"$robot2" false true>><<message '<img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada5eee2c483d0105850bb/1538106867220/Stop+Sign+2.gif" alt="A stop sign 3"/>'>>[[You figured it out. Good job (not sarcastic)|profile picture.]]<</message>></label>
<span id="reveal"><div class="typed-speed10">"Oh Wow That's Nice Of You Thank You For Thinking I'm Handsome. Stumped? Notice That I Said To Click On The PICTURES! Not The CheckBox! Ha Ha I Did This As A Brain Challenge And Not Because I'm Bad At Coding Ha Ha Ha"</div></span> <div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada545b208fc9b61a1bf5d/1538106698237/FeardotCom.gif" alt="Scary image display on a computer"/></div>
<div class="typed-speed10">"OK That Was Fairly Nice, I Appreciate The Compliment. It Does Get A Little Lonely Down Here SomeTimes If I Am Being Totally Honest..."</div> the frightful machine says.
<div class="typed-speed10">"I'm From 2002 So People Don't Use Me All That Often. My FirmWare Hasn't Been Updated In a While."</div>
As the scary computer opens up about its feelings, suddenly it gets inundated with [[pop-ups]].<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d3e4d7a9ccfbedf7dea/1536900415989/Dancing+2.gif" alt="The werewolves start dancing even more. shiiit"/></div>
OK guys let's try and tone it down a bit come on...
As the werewolf frenzy and the music gets crazier, you are becoming even more consumed with the strange feeling.
It's extremely scary but also you take a moment to check and confirm that, yes, you are having a huge amount of fun clicking around in this interactive experience.
You look down at your hands and... what the heck they are electricity? You are becoming pure <span id="glitch2">[[dubstep energy|weird 1]]</span><div align='center'><<shake>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d526d2a731111412266/1536900436630/Dancing+3.gif" alt="Even more monsters and wolves dancing oh damn"/><</shake>></div>
GUYS I said relax!!
As you are mesmerized by the monster jamboree in front of you, you realize that when you were struck by lightning, you weren't just hit by the lightning, you were <span id="glitch">BIT</span> by it.
And here in the Werewolf House, we all know that any time you get bit by a thing, you become it. No, why would that need to have been established earlier? It's fine.
Now that the moon is full your transformation is complete. You have become pure energy. [[You ARE the Werewolf House Beat.|You are now a Werewolf House Beat.]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d624fa51ab31e4739bb/1536900452521/Dancing+Computer.gif" alt="A computer screen starts taking over"/></div>
The werewolves keep dancing and then suddenly you are hit with The Second Twist, which is that as a pure energy form you get sucked into the computer and are trapped in the internet. You flash back to all the cool shit you just did... All the lightning, fire, <span id="glitch2">electronic</span> dance music, raving, and computer stuff all over the house made this happen. It all comes together perfectly. Yes it does. No seriously it does.
You must now spend every full moon in this cursed online hell.
As you zip your way around the net you find a single solitary place of comfort. A small bit of happiness among all the hateful opinions and harassment and screeching Fortnite streams -- yes of course it is <span id="glitch2">WerewolfHouse.com</span>.
[[The only good thing on the internet.]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d8303ce645245f02575/1536900486293/Wolf+Computer.gif" alt="A werewolf on a computer turns into a person"/></div>
Your pure dubstep energy plus a sizeable Squarespace fee powers WerewolfHouse.com and gives it life and funny jokes and lots of recognition and accolades from the internet community at large. You see FearDotcom every once in a while and he's actually not so bad once you get to know him.
You may be cursed to spend each full moon trapped in the online hellworld, but at least you make it a slightly better place by giving life to its one good site. And hey the RTs aren't bad either hehehe
The Werewolves let out one final meaty AWOOOO at the moon and you realize that they are now your family. Perhaps they are the only ones that can understand.
Or maybe, we all can. For we all are trapped online in some way or another are we not? [[Yes. We are.|improves everyone's life so thoroughly.]]<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d9603ce645245f0260e/1536900505463/House+Punch.gif" alt="A fist flies through a computer screen"/></div>
Scared?? You are, but don't worry, friend. It was just some All Hallow's Ween fun. Just a fun and good game. Nothing like this could happen in real life, right? This was just an extremely accurate representation of what it might be like... or is it??
The screen cracks and a werewolf hand comes out and scratches your face off and finally gives you death's sweet release. It was me all along I was the cyber wolf. That's what you get for asking too many questions. Sweet dreams dipshit!!!
[[THE END]]Hi honey thank you kindly for making it this far. God bless you. We are married now.
The credits are as follows: Andy Kneis. This game is 100% my bullshit. I did it all. I had to learn how to code and shit to make this can you believe it.
A big thank you to <a href="https://www.instagram.com/fsh_bwl/">Cat Rogers</a> for providing the amazing splash screen and box art that probably tricked you into clicking on this only to be met with my bullshit art and music and words.
Go to <a href="https://www.werewolfhouse.com/">WerewolfHouse.com</a> to learn more and play the previous games or I guess you can find me on <a href="https://twitter.com/kneisage">twitter</a> or contact me <a href="https://www.werewolfhouse.com/contact/">however</a>.
Also I'd like to thank my friend <a href="https://www.rosefeduk.com/">Rose Feduk</a> for providing previous art to Werewolf House and helping establish the tone of whatever this thing is.
And honestly, weirdly, I gotta thank the internet. Don't get me wrong, the place sucks bigtime and should be exploded, but there are some selfless individuals out there who spent a lot of time creating tutorials and posting their code to help me create this entire thing with absolutely no prior experience doing anything like this. And that is pretty cool that the internet has allowed me to become too powerful and I must be stopped.
If you are still somehow reading this, you get an extra thanks because damn this was a long way to come. We are extra married now.<<audio "Finale" fadeoverto 1s 0>><<audio "Thanks" fadeto 0.7 loop>>
[[You can also play it again if you want but why. Hey it's your life I guess, enjoy.|Opening]]<<cacheaudio "Door" "Music/door.mp3">>
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<<cacheaudio "Drums" "Music/drums.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "Bass" "Music/bass.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "Voice" "Music/voice.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "Synth" "Music/synth.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "Modem" "Music/modem.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "Finale" "Music/finale.mp3">>
<<cacheaudio "Thanks" "Music/thanks.mp3">>
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<<cacheaudio "Opening" "Music/opening.mp3">><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9758280ebbe8b81e06c80a/1536645162165/Enter.gif" alt="A photo of you entering the werewolf house in a scary way"/></div>
Wow you really made it. The front door of the damn Werewolf House.
You have no idea the amount of brain power it took to even get here but you know it was downright heroic and probably worthy of at least a SpikeTV Video Game award to create this eperience. Truly man is the greatest computer of all.
You get a uneasy feeling in the pit of your incredibly-toned six pack stomach, but there's no turning back now.
<span id="glitch2">[[Enter the Werewolf House|enter the Werewolf House]]</span><<audio "Door" volume 0.8 play>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b38a46d2a73111140fc81/1536899238905/VR+1.gif" alt="An immersive VR house"/></div>
Whoaaaa you are now in an incredibly immersive world. Before you is a Werewolf House so realistic it almost feels like you are there. Plus your hands are wolf hands which is fine.
You are oddly compelled to explore further. Why don't you [[go inside.|VR]]<<run setup.chainDialog(['Popup 1', 'Popup 2', 'Popup 3', 'Popup 4'])>><div class="typed-speed10">"Aggg I Do No Like This,"</div> says the computer.
You try closing a few but it doesn't seem to be helping. The computer is getting kind of warm. I think this is overloading its ghostly CPU, but I'm no expert on stuff like this.
This may be your chance to [[fight back]]!<<waitforaudio>>
<div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada573f9619a3ac9b00d75/1538106741058/Matrix.gif" alt="Scary image display on a computer"/></div>
Now that he's distracted, hack his ass! Mash on your keyboard to do some truly Neo-level hacking
<<typesim "hacking typing=go Yeet{ 32 { trinity\ morpheus| alpha">>It worked! [[The computer is officially hacked!|hacked]]<</typesim>><<waitforaudio>><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada5bca4222f0eb77c7f34/1538106816634/Smoking+Computer.gif" alt="A smoking dying computer"/></div>
Hooray, the computer is just a normal computer again and not haunted. Now you can go to all your favorite disgusting fringe pornography sites.
<div class="typed-speed10">"You Have Bested Me, Perhaps You Are Truly A Formidible Foe"</div> it says.
<div class="typed-speed10">"You Seem Pretty Cool Maybe We Can Grab A Beer Some Time."</div>
"Yeah, maybe sometime," you say. But you both know it'll never really happen.
All this action has caused the computer to overheat and smoke comes out of it. So that's sorta sad. But the modem makes a cool noise though for your beat. [[So that's fairly cool|enter the Werewolf House]]
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Luckily there are lots of fun and funny items just lying around the Frankenstein's Monster's friend's lab.
Click on stuff to add or remove it from your inventory.
•<<if not $playerInv.has('Level 3 Elf Boots')>><<link [[Level 5 Elf Boots +3 Handsomeness|defend yourself with]]>><<pickup '$playerInv' 'Level 3 Elf Boots'>><</link>><<else>>\<<link [[Drop the Level 3 Elf Boots|defend yourself with]]>><<drop '$playerInv' 'Level 3 Elf Boots'>><</link>><</if>>
•<<if not $playerInv.has('Dab Ring')>><<link [[Dab Ring gives player ability do dab on them with extreme prejudice|defend yourself with]]>><<pickup '$playerInv' 'Dab Ring'>><</link>><<else>>\<<link [[Drop the Dab Ring|defend yourself with]]>><<drop '$playerInv' 'Dab Ring'>><</link>><</if>>
•<<if not $playerInv.has('The Jacket From Drive')>><<link [[That cool guy's jacket from Drive. Forget his name but he was handsome and he killed people|defend yourself with]]>><<pickup '$playerInv' 'The Jacket From Drive'>><</link>><<else>>\<<link [[Drop the Jacket. It didn't fit you right anyway|defend yourself with]]>><<drop '$playerInv' 'The Jacket From Drive'>><</link>><</if>>
•<<if not $playerInv.has('A Gun')>><<link [[Just a straight up gun|defend yourself with]]>><<pickup '$playerInv' 'A Gun'>><</link>><<else>>\<<link [[Drop the gun. I'm serious man drop it stop playing around|defend yourself with]]>><<drop '$playerInv' 'A Gun'>><</link>><</if>>
@@#inventory;
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[[You ready?|flower]]<div align='center'><span id="glitch2">Heaven is for Real - On DVD Now!! The true story of a boy named Colton Burpo who went to heaven and played Gamecube with Jesus.</span>
<div class="noborder"><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5bada5fbb208fc9b61a1c66d/1538106879629/Welcome+to+Heaven.gif" alt="A of heaven it's beautiful"/></div></div><div class="dreams"><div class="offset2">Synthincisor</div></div><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b324d4fa51ab31e46d748/1536897615441/wolf+face+clipboard+check.gif" alt="A werewolf making a check on a clipboard and falling in love"/></div>
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Question 2:
We used to have American Ninja Warriors... now we just have Social Justice Warriors... what the heck happened?"</span>
<label><<radiobutton "$question2" "true">> I know... I'm shaking my damn head</label>
<label><<radiobutton "$question2" "true">> Too true. This is the salmon ladder of life</label>
<label><<radiobutton "$question2" "true">> Huh?</label>
<span id="reveal">[[OK fine let's do the next question|Question 3]]</span><div align='center'><<fadein 5s>><<button "Drop That Damn Bass" "drop the bass">><</button>><</fadein>></div><<audio "Background" fadeoverto 4 0>><<audio "Drums" fadeoverto 4 0>><<audio "Voice" fadeoverto 4 0>><<audio "Modem" fadeoverto 4 0>><<audio "Bass" fadeoverto 4 0>><<audio "Synth" fadeoverto 4 0>><<script>>UIBar.stow();<</script>><<waitforaudio>><<waitforaudio>><<fadein 5s>><div align='center'><<fadein 5s>><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b94413ab8a045c01ccef523/1536442683820/Fog+2.gif" alt="A misty forest"><</fadein>></div>
It's a dark and cloudy Halloween night. The almost-full moon illuminates the eerie forest path ahead of you.
The hairs on your neck stand up as you hear the wind howl through the trees.
At least... [[you hope it's the wind howling.|vape]]
<<set $drums to false>><<set $voice to false>><<set $modem to false>><<set $bass to false>><<set $synth to false>><<set $basement to false>><<set $stairs to false>><<set $beats = 0>><<audio "Background" play loop volume 0.9>><<audio "Drums" loop play volume 0>><<audio "Voice" loop play volume 0>><<audio "Bass" loop play volume 0>><<audio "Synth" loop play volume 0>><<audio "Opening" play volume 0.01>><<audio "Modem" loop play volume 0>><</fadein>><div class="lightning"><div align='center'><img src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59d5365fc534a597777e4618/t/5b9b3d526d2a731111412266/1536900436630/Dancing+3.gif" alt="Even more monsters and wolves dancing oh damn"/></div>
You guys I'm serious [[you need to cool it|dubstep energy]]</div>